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 Post subject: Hearing
PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 2:52 pm 
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to
approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband
could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing
loss.

Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about
40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking
tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet,
and so on until you get a response.'

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he
was in the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away,
let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey,
what's for dinner?' No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about
30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from
his wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?' No response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey,
what's for dinner?' Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

'Ralph , for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'

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 Post subject: Re: Hearing
PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 4:06 pm 
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I read it twice, I'm clueless on this one? :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Hearing
PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 7:36 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Hearing
PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 7:44 am 
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Ronnie the guy is losing his hearing


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 Post subject: Re: Hearing
PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 8:02 am 
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:lol: :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: Hearing
PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 8:19 am 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Hearing
PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 4:43 pm 
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ronnieb wrote:
I read it twice, I'm clueless on this one? :lol:

:lol: :lol: I'm some what sedated and I got this.

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 Post subject: Re: Hearing
PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 4:56 pm 
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BigPapa wrote:
ronnieb wrote:
I read it twice, I'm clueless on this one? :lol:

:lol: :lol: I'm some what sedated and I got this.


How are you doing big guy?

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 Post subject: Re: Hearing
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thats kenny, always asking why im yelling......cause you didn't freaking hear me the first 4 times :lol: :lol:

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