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 Post subject: Theater
PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:40 pm 
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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh
theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered
to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.

"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call
the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who
turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his
manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager
returned and stood over the man.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with
no success. Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right
buddy, what's your name?"

"Joe," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Joe?"

With pain in his voice Joe replied "the balcony."

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