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 Post subject: A dog story
PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:22 pm 
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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena,
the wonder dog, at WALMART and was about to check out. A woman
behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse on this stupid
question, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't,
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost
50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the
food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I
have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by
now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to
sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he
was laughing so hard!

WALMART won't let me shop there anymore!!!

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 Post subject: Re: A dog story
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