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 Post subject: Dress Code For Seniors
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:16 pm 
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Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together:

~ A nose ring and bifocals.

~ Spiked hair and bald spots.

~ A pierced tongue and dentures.

~ Miniskirts and support hose.

~ Ankle bracelets and corn pads.

~ Speedo's and cellulite.

~ A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.

~ Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.

~ Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.

~ Bikinis and liver spots.

~ Short shorts and varicose veins.

~ Inline skates and a walker.

But, otherwise, WE'RE LOOKIN' GOOD!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:08 pm 
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Thanks for the visuals.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:39 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:55 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:13 pm 
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I would like to say I have never seen any of these on seniors but .... :shock: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:16 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:31 am 
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MuyLinda23 wrote:
Thanks for the visuals.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

what she said :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:54 am 
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ann wrote:
I would like to say I have never seen any of these on seniors but .... :shock: :lol:
Oh, ann, I think I have formerly seen some Speedo combinations on the beach at Manchebo...and some bikini affairs on cruise ships, too.

Anything goes these days!

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