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 Post subject: Questions...
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:44 pm 
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered
rape or shoplifting?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to
see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


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 Post subject: Re: Questions...
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Good questions! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Questions...
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:lol: - yep good questions !
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 Post subject: Re: Questions...
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Intriguing :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Questions...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

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