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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 2:56 pm 
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Ardy........................As you will be travelling to Minnesota, I felt you should know some facts so that you can pack the appropriate clothing.



> Minnesota Temperatures
>
60 above zero:
> Floridians turn on the heat.
> People in Minnesota plant gardens.
>
> 50 above zero:
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Duluth sunbathe.
>
> 40 above zero:
> Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in Minn esota drive with the windows down.
>
> 32 above zero:
> Distilled water freezes.
> The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
>
> 20 above zero:
> Floridians don coats, thermal
> underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> 15 above zero:
> New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it > gets cold.
>
> At zero:
> People in Miami all die.
> Minnesotans close the windows.
>
> 10 below zero:
> Californians fly away to Mexico
> People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
>
> 25 below zero:
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door > to door.
>
> 40 below zero:
> Washington DC runs out of hot air.
> People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
>
> 100 below zero:
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the > Mini-Van.
>
300 below zero
> Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.

>
460 below zero:
> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero > on the Kelvin scale.)
> People in Minnesota start > saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
>
> 500 below zero:
> Hell freezes over and the Vikings win the Super Bowl.
> Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
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