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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He says 'Yes - just caffeine'

'Have you ever been in the service?'

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment,'

And then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an IED exploded near me and blew my
testicles off.'

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you
right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start
tomorrow at 10:00 AM. And plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM,
Why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?

'This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first
two hours we just stand Around drinking coffee and scratching our
balls. No point in you coming in for that.'


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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir.. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher


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I love bubble wrap! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Some fuzzy logic...

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This one is the code I live by. :P

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:lol: Nice too have you back Orrin! :D


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