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 Post subject: Re: Humor
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The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to
Arlington National Cemetery. All the air lines were booked and
there were no other planes available. Someone came up with the
idea of using a helicopter. It arrived at 5:00 A.M. The
newspapers reported the incident with the headlines, ...
"The Whirly Bird Gets The Urn"


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A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip
in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw
them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought. But five minutes later, during a
delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'


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Condoms :shock: :lol: :lol:

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army
issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his
hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.


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:lol: Condoms. :lol:
Like to start the day with a good laugh. Thanks Orrin.

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:lol: Don't squeeze the Charmin.

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Thanks Orrin. Love a good laugh to brighten the day. :D

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